Friday, August 11, 2006

terrorism rescues earth from environmental catastrophe

Heathrow: Terrorists attempt to blow up planes by mixing liquids. Water banned on planes.
Problem: body made up of 75% water.

Result: human beings banned from planes.

Victory for the Environmental Lobby! The end of air travel!!!! Earth saved!

Thanks, Islamists! We owe you one!

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:37 pm

    Good one, Darlin! Ha ha.

    xxdd

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  2. Anonymous2:10 am

    Right on Mister! The only place you will be going is Holland by boat...Just the way we like it ;)

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