Thursday, August 12, 2004

aaaaah fuck

I was recording on the PC when a massive bolt of lightning appeared in front of the window. I unplugged all the computer equipment and hid in the bedroom. God and myself don't get along at the best of times, but recently i've been particularly sinful, dabbling in the black arts (reading Colin Wilson's The Occult), visiting pagan sites (Avebury, Wiltshire) and worshipping false idols (Steven Seagal). It wouldn't surprise me one bit if he decided to wipe my hard drive via the forces of nature.

What happened to Christina Ricci's tits? One minute they were there, the next minute they've gone. Your heroes let you down.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

someone should (and i fully intend if i can be less lazy) to create an entire blog based on http://www.random.org/flip.html. who's with me?

Anonymous said...

yeah i noticed that tits thing too, hollywood makes everybody into skeletons then they graft plastic orbs onto their front.

Anonymous said...

The breast reduction happened a couple of years ago, as she and her management thought it would get her more roles (which is pure ignorance of how the Hollywood system works). Her new slimline figure was shown in her guest spots in Ally McBeal. Prozac Nation was the final testament to the curvaceous original. While it was a regrettable move, she had already been replaced by a clone . . . Thora Birch . . . who is more impressively built anyway. (As shown by the window shot in American Beauty) Christina Ricci is quite a tiresome creature, it should be said. Best forgotten about.

What's this Segal fetish about? Is it homoerotic?

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