Friday, March 18, 2005

The New Wave of Shut the Fuck Up

Are you in a New Wave Band? Angular riffs? Skinny ties? Attitude? A nod to the past with a wry eye on the future? Into Gang of Four?

You need a New Wave Band Name.

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Here is a list of exactly the kind of names that A+R men are looking for.

These names have been registered with the Band Name Directory, but can be purchased from us for only £65! And what's more, major label A+R have ALREADY BEEN NOTIFIED of these band names and ARE JUST DYING TO HEAR YOUR BAND. THESE ARE 100% CERTIFIED BUZZ BAND NAMES.

Just choose from the list below and email us now! Don't delay! Your chance to be a BUZZ BAND is only moments away!

Heat Wave Monroe
The Flick Knives
Turkey Shoot
The Thirst
The Buzz
The Now
The Trophy Wives
The Sunset Strips
The Nylon Gems
The Satin Razors
The Tellers
The Cliffnotes
The Pocket Knives
The Bone Sharks
The New Waveforms
The Glaives
The Agents
5 Card Studs
The Pocket Rockets
The Speed Kings

1 comment:

crackerjaw said...

the whores
the slutz
the pussies
the cunts
the dicks


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